Little Irish Humor
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's tospending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the besttoast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won theprize for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was yourtoast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the streetcorner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bitsurprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last fouryears.Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears tomake him come."
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won theprize for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was yourtoast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the streetcorner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bitsurprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last fouryears.Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears tomake him come."
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