Clean Joke

Ok so it's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in
it but here is one. Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very
funny and does not contain a single dirty word. You could tell this joke to your
ministers.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the Small tree. He replies, "It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.