Bad News on Drunk Uncle Bob.
Bad News folks...Drunk Uncle Bob will not be attending the celebration of March 4th. I'm sad to report that he has been in the hospital the past week couple of weeks with substantial injurines during a Quail hunting accident. Please send flowers and airplane bottles to:
Drunk Uncle Bob
6969 Jack Daniels Ave.
Harmon, WV 42311
Drunk Uncle Bob
6969 Jack Daniels Ave.
Harmon, WV 42311
posted by Garrett Carter at 6:18 PM
4 Comments:
well miss you...and of course well pour some out for our missing homie
Ye Olde Elders,
Rooster here. I will be flying in from D.C. just to attend this wonderful evening. I've been consumed by white rich, i mean really, really rich kids here at WFU; and i've failed to keep in touch with my true friends from kernersville. When I think of my time with each of the elders so many fond memories come to mind. Remember the time at AP's lake house when I politely asked that young woman to...well you know. Well, So many more memories come to mind, memories that could kill man's hopes of public service, so I will not bore you with anymore. Anyway's I am looking forward to seeing each of the elders and creating some new memories. Cheers!
are you implying that we are your poor friends to hang out with??
No. Of course I'm not implying that you are my poor friends to hang out with. My comments were meant to knock the student population at WFU.
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