Quarters
posted by Colten Marble at 12:51 AM
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Friday, March 31, 2006
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Friday, March 24, 2006
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Help NEEDED!!
I have two open spots on the Panthers Flag Football squad. Let me know if you want in or if somebody else does. Thanks.
Special G
Special G
posted by Garrett Carter at 5:44 PM
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Friday, March 10, 2006
SNL Shorts
The Chronicles of Narnia
Some may have already seen that, but its quite enjoyable...
Rapping on Saturday Night Live
That one definitely caught me by surprise.....
Some may have already seen that, but its quite enjoyable...
Rapping on Saturday Night Live
That one definitely caught me by surprise.....
posted by Colten Marble at 1:22 AM
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Thursday, March 09, 2006
We'll Always Love Big Poppa...
On this day 9 years ago we lost the greatest MC of all time...Rest in Peace Christopher Wallace aka The Notorious B.I.G........
posted by Colten Marble at 8:46 AM
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Monday, March 06, 2006
Weekend Update
The Elders would like to throw out a great thanks to everyone that was able to come out for the celebration Saturday night. Whether you cheered for the Heels or Dook or neither we hope you enjoyed the pre-gaming, game, and post game activities especially those that got to make it up to Franklin St. If anyone has any pictures of that night and Franklin St please put them online and send one of the Elders a link so we can all enjoy them. As much fun as that was there were several other events to celebrate. Daniel is now 1 year closer to retirement, while Adam Parks and Colten Marble turned the ripe young age of 23. We also had the luxury of having BJ Meier-Bennett come back in town for the weekend. Last but not least, we wanted to wish Todd and Eric a great time on their 6 month excursion to China town. They officially parted ways with the US of A today for an awesome trip. Bon Voyage!
ps. thanks to lee for the great jams and volunteering to sleep on the floor in the kitchen so everyone else could have a decent place to stay.
ps. thanks to lee for the great jams and volunteering to sleep on the floor in the kitchen so everyone else could have a decent place to stay.
posted by bkbroiler at 11:44 PM
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Sunday, March 05, 2006
Lee
This has got to be the funniest sleeping position I've ever seen. He passed out on the counter with the radio on full blast....
posted by Colten Marble at 9:09 PM
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Friday, March 03, 2006
Bouncing Boobs
Boobiesssss....wait til after the intro....
posted by bkbroiler at 9:19 PM
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
New Jokes Part I
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
posted by bkbroiler at 8:44 PM
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FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .
In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four
men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be
along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way.
This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.
Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's"is plural possessive.
Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on howto use it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can'tunderstand you either.
The first Southern statement to creep into atransplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truckor big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialectthis way. All of them are in denial about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.Be advised that "He needed killin." is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocerystore. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You justhave to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush greenlawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don'tthink we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be
along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way.
This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.
Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's"is plural possessive.
Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on howto use it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can'tunderstand you either.
The first Southern statement to creep into atransplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truckor big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialectthis way. All of them are in denial about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.Be advised that "He needed killin." is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocerystore. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You justhave to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush greenlawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don'tthink we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
posted by bkbroiler at 2:08 PM
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Inflow
Check out my boys Inflowential....
If you can't get it to play from that page, click on the Standalone Player on the right, under the songs....
If you can't get it to play from that page, click on the Standalone Player on the right, under the songs....
posted by Colten Marble at 9:28 AM
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