Sunday, April 30, 2006

Crazy Dog

Brokeback to the Future

this ad speaks for itself

US Soccer Commercial

Lady Punch


Friday, April 28, 2006

ATTN: Drunk Uncle Bob Siting



Uncle Bob was sited at a Reading day eve party at ASU. He was heavily intoxicated and walking around the cabin in a cut off t-shirt and boxers. If anybody sees him, please call (336) 682-4828

HAHAHAHA!!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Pack still on the prowl

Coaching search continues as Lavin & Beilein decided to stay in their respective areas of employment. Reynolds name is quickly jumping up the list of candidates. Other names said to be in the running - Phil Ford, Jesus, Rick Barnes AGAIN (he was just JKing last time he said no. The whole story will be on punk'd later this year), Brian Morrison, and Kris Lang (the wuffies are continuing to look at past UNC players to lead them to victory). Please send suggestions and or comments to Lee.Fowler@ncsu.edu. No qualifications are necessary for this position so feel free to apply yourself!!

-New coach Herb Sendek may be close to landing the program's next Ike Diogu. Not only that, but Sendek will also be stealing a recruit from Duke if 6-foot-11 center Eric Boateng, a 2005 McDonald's All-American, transfers to ASU.

In other intersting news.........The Real Van Wilder set to graduate......

Cool Site

Check this site out

You can watch old full episodes of Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Pete & Pete, Seinfeld, and more!!

Monday, April 24, 2006

In the news recently...

For those planning to visit Chapel Hill soon....Remember to wear your bullet proof vest and come strapped. Its one tough neighborhood. Apple Chill is grand celebration that for who knows what reason continues to go on every April. However if you have just sooped up your new whip then this is the place to show it off. Some are saying it will be the new Freaknic. We can only hope.

The way Apple Chill was described on the news earlier today....the way Apple Chill always ends up.
Chinese Army bans snoring

Naked man gets stuck in Chimney

And the Dook case makes cover of Newsweek

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Regarding the New NC State Coach


Our Ye Olde Poll predicts that the front runner for the vacant NC State head basketball coach position is the Ryan Reynolds. With Jesus of Nazareth in a close second, I believe that Ryan could quite possibly be the next coach for NC State. With "Smitty" being a top candidate for assistant head coach position, there combined coaching styles could resemble the infamous "Shock and Awe" military tactics of Operation Enduring Freedom. So let's get behind our buddy Ryan and see if he can get the Pack to the Elite 8. Cause Lord knows, they need every little bit of Jesus to do it!!

PS... Sept. 2nd. ASU-52 NC State-7 GO 'NEERS!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

In Living Color/SNL

Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice

Celebrity Jeopardy

Unfortunately I think we can all relate now...

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Showering

How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the Owoo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.I
f you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo'sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

Little Irish Humor

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's tospending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the besttoast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won theprize for the best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was yourtoast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the streetcorner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bitsurprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last fouryears.Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears tomake him come."

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Road Trip???

Next trip anyone interested in going to Buenos Aires???

No more stop lights

I need to get one of these

Funny Videos

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!

Stewie Basketball Video

Afro Ninja



Monday, April 17, 2006

To help you get through that Monday Morning

Beer Pong Slam Dunk
Ali G and NBA stars
Ali G full episode
You so crazy Joe Rogan
HOT HOT HOT

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Classic

Check it out

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

State Coach update

State looking hard to Jesus or Ryan Reynolds as 2007 Coach

Head Coach Jim Jackson of Forsyth Tech also in the running. He will be visiting later this week.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Eddie Murphy Stand up

Stevie Wonder
ICCCEEE CCCCCRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM
Raw

Ali G interviews

Posh and David Beckham

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Ali G Interview

Ali G interview on Letterman

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Haters

Goin' after Hodge

It was probably Kris Lang's punk ass......

MoooU

I heart Herb

MoooU

I heart Herb

Friday, April 07, 2006

Ye Oldeville


Future site of Ye Olde parties:
  • 83 acres of lush, green hillsides, a roaring river, swimming holes, sweeping mountain views, warm sunshine and extensive riverfront acreage.
  • Seven houses; Four cabins; Two quonset huts; One main house which sits on 1.6 hilltop acres with spectacular views 1,200 s.f.
  • Machine Shop; Cafe; Functioning Post Office
  • only $1.75 million

Applications to be residents will be taken up shortly. Please send inquiress to our secretary Andrew Eaker (andrew.eaker@gmail.com). He will be handling all the administrative details.

Maryland fans riot for Womens Championship

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/sioncampus/04/06/maryland.riot/index.html

Garrett what is going on up there???

Breaking News

I have obtained the official NC State booster club's list of potential coaches, and the odds of each guy becoming the new coach, as they see it.

"Potential Candidate, Odds that we choose him for the job, and Pros and Cons:

John Wooden: 2-1. Pros: Won a lot in the past, almost as much as NC State. Obviously would jump at the chance to coach a perennial powerhouse like NC State. Cons: Old. Hasn't won much recently, should we settle for that?

Mike Kryszewski: 3-1. Pros: Would clearly jump at the chance to move up to a higher visibility program. Intimidates refs, so we would get all the calls with him. Cons: Is Satan.

Dean Smith: 4-1. Pros: Understands the biggest rivalry in sports, NC State/Carolina. We would get all the calls if we had him. Cons: Dominated at State- as a coach of an opposing team.Adolph

Rupp: 5-1. Pros: won a lot in the past, almost as much as NC State. Would appeal to rednecks in fanbase, which is just about everyone. Cons: dead.

Red Auerbach: 6-1: Pros: Won a lot in the NBA. Smoking cigars would go over well with tobacco state's fanbase. Cons: Unproven at the college level.

Jim Calhoun: 6-1. Pros: would love to move up to this job, wins a lot, no problem with players getting caught stealing stuff. Cons: Connecticut Yankee.

Bob Knight: 7-1. Pros: Would obviously take the job in a heartbeat. Fans would enjoy his lively personality and humor. Cons: hasn't won enough to be considered a leading candidate for a job this important. Possible backup plan if first choices don't interview well.

Pat Riley: 7-1. Pros: would fit in well in cosmopolitan world capital like Raleigh. Cons: Unproven at college level. Hasn't won anything in a long time, we don't want to be living in the past.

Phil Jackson: 8-1. Pros: Won a lot, would take the job in a second, no doubt. Cons: pseudo-intellectualism would turn off good ol' boy fanbase.

Les Robinson: 10-1. Pros: Experience with the job. Possibly the cleanest coach in NC State history. Cons: Possibly the cleanest coach in NC State history.

Terrell Owens: 11-1. Pros: well known, probably be a good recruiter with today's young athletes. Would love to take the job. Cons: Unproven in basketball.

Barry Bonds: 11-1. Pros: Could advise players on body-building routine. We would have the strongest team in the country. Cons: Too easygoing and friendly for this tough job.

Jim Valvano Jr.: 12-1. Pros: descended from greatest coach in history of sports, would probably inherit the winning magic that his father had. Cons: doesn't exist.

Everett Case: 15-1. Pros: Experience in the job. Cons: never won the big one. We need someone who can take us to the next level, not some retread.

Cozell McQueen: 16-1. Pros: Won it all at NC State. Cons: never coached. Has a weird bumpy thing on his shoulder.

Chris Washburn: 17-1. Pros: Knows all about NC State basketball. Cons: Too likely to get caught, not good at getting away with stuff. Might be in jail.

Bill Gates: 18-1. Pros: No doubt he would want the job. Very successful in his field. Experienced at putting rivals out of business. Cons: Too geeky.

Dick Vitale: 20-1. Pros: excitable, well known. Cons: would lose to Duke on purpose.

Digger Phelps: 20-1. Pros: well known in college basketball. Cons: tends to be wrong about everything.

Al Maguire: 21-1. Pros: good coach. His team stayed within 12 points of the greatest team in the history of sports in 1974 championship game. Cons: New York type. Also dead.

Eddie Sutton: 22-1. Pros: willing to do whatever it takes to win. Cons: might be a wimp once he gets out of rehab.

Norm Sloan: 23-1. Pros: won it all at NC State. Cons: hard to find the type of sport coats he prefers these days. Another retread, unable to win once he left the NC State program. Also dead.

Guy Lewis: 24-1. Pros: Good things happen to State when he's around. Cons: another dead guy.Billy Donovan: 25-1. Pros: would obviously love to take the job. Cons: hasn't won it all yet. Do we want to settle for him when we could have his mentor, Pitino?

Rick Pitino: 25-1. Pros: big winner, except with Celtics. Obviously would want the job if offered. Cons: didn't even make the NCAAs this year, would be a step down from Sendek.

Rick Barnes: 25-1. Pros: local guy, yelled at Dean Smith. Would love to have a shot at this job. Cons: hasn't won enough to get such a prestigious job.

Jim Boeheim: 26-1. Pros: won a lot. Cons: glasses-wearing yankee wouldn't fly with fanbase.

Charles Shackelford: 27-1. Pros: Natural amphibious abilities would come in handy. Cons: might shave points.

Myron Piggie: 28-1. Pros: Our type of guy, good connections with recruits. Cons: no college coaching experience, might be in jail.

Drew Rosenhaus: 30-1. Pros: slick negotiator, would be a good recruiter. Cons: unproven as coach. Brags about players getting paid, needs to learn to keep it quiet.

Jerry Tarkanian: 30-1. Pros: good recruiter, has experience at dealing with our kind of players. Cons: Hasn't been caught in a while, is he still willing to do what it takes?

Bob Staak: 35-1. Pros: ACC experience, good things happen to State when he's coaching. Good buddy of Valvano. Cons: Valvano loved him when he coached and recruited against NC State, not for NC State.

That Guy Arizona State Just Hired: 35-1. Pros: Most successful NC State Coach in decades. Cons: Never won anything.

Bill Parcells: 40-1. Pros: Several championship games and Coach of the Year Awards; Two Championship wins; may soon leave current job due to frustrations with existing players. Cons: Coaches football; Championships were Super Bowl victories.

Jordka: 50-1. Pros: Combination of Michael Jordan and Mike Ditka, two extremely successful sports figures, with 8 championships between them (7 in basketball). Cons: Part Tar Heel; only exists in the minds of the Super Fans.

Mario: 50-1. Pros: Continues tradition of great Italian-American NC State coaches; frequently stomps opponents; wears red. Cons: Usually focuses majority of his attention on rescuing a captured princess; second-rate brother Luigi included as part of package deal."

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

New Poll

Results from last poll have shown that the majority of people feel that Adam Parks or Colten Marble will be the next to get married. They took a strong lead early and never looked back, basically going head to head the entire time. Congrats guys and good luck!

A lot of discussion (gossip) has taken place over NC States new head coaching position and who will fill it. As you know we had our own problems similar to that a few years back so we know how it goes. But who do YOU think will be the next head coach? Feel free to also comment on whether you think it was better or worse for Herbie to leave.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Best-Value Colleges

The Best Value Colleges

Courtesy of the Eldest of the Elders--DV

Sunday, April 02, 2006

One helluva weekend

First I would like to apologize to our viewers for slow postings. Big ups to Colt for keeping things going and providing us with some entertainment. Hopefully I will have a computer in a day or two and can help him out. by the way anyone who has not been to his place in Matthews definitely should check it out. Great decorating and hospitality as well as it was our home away from home for the weekend. However, his fridge was a little empty so starting in April we will be having a canned food drive. More details will be available soon. Another shout out to Colt and Shawn for coming to support us in our drive to the championship on Saturday

I believe Ryan, Dean and Garrett will all agree that even though we can barely move it was an awesome weekend. We were the only team there with 4 players while everyone had 6 thus they had 2 subs which we really could have used. Unfortunately a few didnt think they could handle it.

We won our first game 15-14 and were feeling pretty good going into the game where we played in the Carolina Panthers stadium. Unfortunately we had to play the best team in our group but lost 24-12; However, we kept it close all game and played our best game and they definitely were not expecting us to keep up with them especially after they won 35-0 in the first game. By the time our third game came we were beat to hell and lost 20-19 so we didnt get to play on Sunday but we made up for it by having an even better time that night. All in all a great weekend and no one went to the hospital. several people on other teams werent so fortunate but since we only had 4 players we had to play no matter how you were feeling. A highlight reel will be available soon. It is a Debbie Carter Joint so you can expect nothing but the best.

I hope everyone else had a great weekend and if you have any good stories...feel free to share.