Chuck...
Chuck Norris likes his girls like he likes his Whiskey......12 Years Old and mixed up with Coke.
posted by bkbroiler at 10:06 PM
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Monday, January 30, 2006
On Urban Legends....
The University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill, the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, and the University of Maryland in College Park have something in common. Stories suggest that if a virgin walks by a particular statue on campus, that statue will react in some way. At the University of North Carolina, they say Silent Sam, a memorial of a UNC alumnus who died fighting for the Confederacy in the Civil War, will shoot his rifle. At the University of Tennessee, the statue of The Torchbearer's flame will go out. And at the University of Maryland, a statue of the school's mascot, a diamondback terrapin (a kind of turtle) named Testudo, will sprout wings and fly away. There's one more: At the University of Missouri in Columbia, the University of Michigan in Dearborn, and the University of Cincinnati, pairs of stone lions will roar when a virgin walks between them
I have never heard a gun shot in the past 5 years from campus....wonder what that means about UNC and virgins.....
I have never heard a gun shot in the past 5 years from campus....wonder what that means about UNC and virgins.....
posted by bkbroiler at 9:16 AM
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Sunday, January 29, 2006
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Hot Jam For the Weekend
"Oh Yes"--Juelz Santana
You can get it from my AIM, if you don't already have it!!!
You can get it from my AIM, if you don't already have it!!!
posted by Colten Marble at 9:44 AM
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
New Teaching Style
17 year old boy wears Denver jersey to school in PA. He was then shunned, made to sit on the floor in the middle of the class to take a test while everyone else threw papers at him. I bet it hurt his teacher a lot more than it hurt him
posted by bkbroiler at 12:58 PM
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Monday, January 23, 2006
Loss of words
I am at a loss of words as how to describe last nights performance. The only words I can think of right now I might regret saying later. The Panthers were a disappointment in their final game.......
posted by bkbroiler at 11:15 AM
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Sunday, January 22, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Reflections
TGIF. It is Friday and I have had an extra busy week of job related tasks so i decied to take an extended lunch to Cookout to enjoy the clear skys and 65 degree weather in January. Both were better than I could have ever imagined. It felt like spring time which got me to thinking about all the wonderful spring days lounging around we experienced in our younger years.
A portion of our fan base consists of recent college graduates who will not get to experience the thrills of sitting mid-afternoon in the quad on a Sunny 70 degree late March/early April day. Coincidentally, this is about the same time when every guy realizes that the girls seem to be coming out of the woodwork with short skirts, tiny tanktops, etc etc. Where have they been hibernating all winter?? Ryan's room is rumored to be their migration territory. My advice to our younger audience is to enjoy it. Take your time, skip class, lay around, break out the spring attire, and enjoy it.
I know it is only January and going to become very chilly very soon but I realized on my slow drive back to the office that those experiences are only fond memories now. I am back at the office and staring out the window at this beautiful weather and only hope everyone out there gets to enjoy it. ohhh those wonderful spring days of sitting in the quad, on the stoops, (or on the bricks if you went to Farm U)............
A portion of our fan base consists of recent college graduates who will not get to experience the thrills of sitting mid-afternoon in the quad on a Sunny 70 degree late March/early April day. Coincidentally, this is about the same time when every guy realizes that the girls seem to be coming out of the woodwork with short skirts, tiny tanktops, etc etc. Where have they been hibernating all winter?? Ryan's room is rumored to be their migration territory. My advice to our younger audience is to enjoy it. Take your time, skip class, lay around, break out the spring attire, and enjoy it.
I know it is only January and going to become very chilly very soon but I realized on my slow drive back to the office that those experiences are only fond memories now. I am back at the office and staring out the window at this beautiful weather and only hope everyone out there gets to enjoy it. ohhh those wonderful spring days of sitting in the quad, on the stoops, (or on the bricks if you went to Farm U)............
posted by bkbroiler at 2:40 PM
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Thursday, January 19, 2006
Yeolde Held Hostage
In similar circumstances as this young foreigner, the Ye Olde blog was threatened "to severely f@#*!d with!". The hacker(s) sent an anonymous email demanding $97, a baby seat and stroller that fits twins, $20 worth of goodwill attire, an Olson twins porn, and an authentic Bookie Beekly autograph. Authorities are questioning Elders and those known to associate with the Elders and following several leads that have taken them to the Chi-town area. The Elders have made the commitment to their contingency that they will let not let the site go down or be harmed. They can only hope this disturbed individual gets the help (s)he needs. If you have any information leading to this individual please post it. There is a non-monetary reward for those that assist in apprehending this individual. God Bless!
posted by bkbroiler at 4:56 PM
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Weekend Warrior Flag Football Tournament
I'm sending in the flag football team form in this week or next. I'm here to announce a tentative roster for the Carolina Panthers Weekend Warrior Flag Football Tournament sponsored by Miller Lite, the Official Beer of the Carolina Panthers. Here is this year's roster for Team O'Doyle Rules:
Head Captain, Garrett "Ears" Carter #42
Offensive Captain, Ryan "Rock" Reynolds #32
Defensive Captain, Brian "Pukis" Kubis #18
Bryan "No Nickname" Judge #16
Dean "KosPenis" Koskinas #66
Tyler "Duke Sucks" Thomas #31
I'll need 40 bucks as soon as possible mailed to:
Garrett Justin Carter
314 Meadowview Drive Apt. 421
Boone, NC 28607
re:Carolina Panthers Weekend Warrior Flag Football Team
I'm looking into jersey's next week. Could cost about 7 to 8 dollars for shirts.
All others may contact me for fan shirt orders. Any questions regarding this year's team, can contact me at: AIM-Ears4201, cell-(336)682-4828, and email-gc57171@appstate.edu.
O'Doyle Rules!!
Garrett
Head Captain, Garrett "Ears" Carter #42
Offensive Captain, Ryan "Rock" Reynolds #32
Defensive Captain, Brian "Pukis" Kubis #18
Bryan "No Nickname" Judge #16
Dean "KosPenis" Koskinas #66
Tyler "Duke Sucks" Thomas #31
I'll need 40 bucks as soon as possible mailed to:
Garrett Justin Carter
314 Meadowview Drive Apt. 421
Boone, NC 28607
re:Carolina Panthers Weekend Warrior Flag Football Team
I'm looking into jersey's next week. Could cost about 7 to 8 dollars for shirts.
All others may contact me for fan shirt orders. Any questions regarding this year's team, can contact me at: AIM-Ears4201, cell-(336)682-4828, and email-gc57171@appstate.edu.
O'Doyle Rules!!
Garrett
posted by Garrett Carter at 2:18 PM
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Men vs Women
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
posted by bkbroiler at 2:06 PM
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A little advice for those in or entering the work force
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you an answer to these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a--kissing will take you..
A-S-S -K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you an answer to these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a--kissing will take you..
A-S-S -K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
posted by bkbroiler at 9:57 AM
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Homework
BJ would have aced this homework assignment. Sexual scrabble doesn't compete
posted by bkbroiler at 10:38 PM
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
You got served!!!
Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERALREINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERALREINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
posted by bkbroiler at 10:22 AM
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
For Those Who Are "Vertically Challenged"
I'm not going to mention any names, but I know there are quite a few of you out there that wouldn't mind being a little bit taller. Maybe this can help....
Check it out
Check it out
posted by Colten Marble at 3:25 PM
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Weekend Round Up
Many exciting sporting events covered our television sets this weekend. The UNC Tarheels were Victorious against the NC State Wolfpack defeating them 82-69. The lead went back and forth all game but North Carolina pulled away with a 13-0 run in the last 2 minutes. Roy Williams is 5-0 against the Wolfpack. Tarheel freshman phenom, Tyler Hansbrough, was voted the ACC Rookie of the Week because of his 43 point-12 rebound game against Davidson and NC State. Against State Hansbrough went an impressive 14-14 from the line. Calls to NC State Alumnus, Bernard Joseph Meier-Bennett, regarding the game have not been returned. Ryan Reynolds has not been located for comments. The Tarheels take on the Choakies tonight at 7:30 PM; NC State travels to Boston College @ 9:00 PM
On that note it was reported that Reynolds would publish a weekly article but he appears to be M.I.A. If you happen to have any details into the disappearance of Reynolds please contact your local elder. At the present moment we can only fear the worst has happened: Laura Jolley, heading back from Africa, has kidnapped the poor child. Laura has been known to take advantage of Reynolds' tiny frame so we can only pray for his safe return.
The Carolina Panthers posted an impressive shut out against Eli Manning and the Giants. The defense brought out the big guns for this game forcing 4 turnovers after taking a 10-0 lead in the first half. They take on the Chi-town Bears at 4:30PM this Sunday. The Panthers were embarrassed by the Bears earlier in the season so they will be looking for revenge. Due to the MLK, Jr holiday the Davie St household will be watching the game then participating in celebratory or drowning our sorrows drinks that evening. Grossman may or may not be included depending on his alliance this weekend. If he chooses to go against our advice and cheer for the Bears then Booo!! this man when you see him.
I would also like to welcome anyone in the RDU area to come hang out this weekend for a little dice game and a new mystery game provided by Kerry King. For those that can make it, there will be a late night dice game (FINALLY! i know!) at 314A Davie St in Carrboro (Home to the future Ms. Bennett-Meier and Kerry). Drinks and food will be provided! Grossman will entertain everyone with some piano tunes.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
On that note it was reported that Reynolds would publish a weekly article but he appears to be M.I.A. If you happen to have any details into the disappearance of Reynolds please contact your local elder. At the present moment we can only fear the worst has happened: Laura Jolley, heading back from Africa, has kidnapped the poor child. Laura has been known to take advantage of Reynolds' tiny frame so we can only pray for his safe return.
The Carolina Panthers posted an impressive shut out against Eli Manning and the Giants. The defense brought out the big guns for this game forcing 4 turnovers after taking a 10-0 lead in the first half. They take on the Chi-town Bears at 4:30PM this Sunday. The Panthers were embarrassed by the Bears earlier in the season so they will be looking for revenge. Due to the MLK, Jr holiday the Davie St household will be watching the game then participating in celebratory or drowning our sorrows drinks that evening. Grossman may or may not be included depending on his alliance this weekend. If he chooses to go against our advice and cheer for the Bears then Booo!! this man when you see him.
I would also like to welcome anyone in the RDU area to come hang out this weekend for a little dice game and a new mystery game provided by Kerry King. For those that can make it, there will be a late night dice game (FINALLY! i know!) at 314A Davie St in Carrboro (Home to the future Ms. Bennett-Meier and Kerry). Drinks and food will be provided! Grossman will entertain everyone with some piano tunes.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
posted by bkbroiler at 11:18 AM
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Monday, January 09, 2006
Watch out
http://www.mightygoods.com/items/2005/12/mallowshoot.php Watch out when I get ahold of this thing!!
posted by bkbroiler at 6:09 PM
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Friday, January 06, 2006
I'm Back!!
Happy 2006 to everyone. Suprisingly I actually have work to do. Today, however, was a training day and I got out early. I thoroughly enjoyed the New Years celebration and a big thanks to Avery and Colt for being such gracious host. I would suggest to have a list of taxi numbers before you go out as we all found out it was extremely difficult to even find one.
College football is officially done and what a season of thrilling bowl games it was. Congrats to Texas for pulling out a late night victory against the popular USC to become National Champs. I know the feeling! It is now time for the NFL playoffs! The Carolina Panthers take on the NY Giants at 1 PM Sunday.
In Fantasy news, Brent Lewis became the official Champ of our fantasy league. The most suprising team of the league was Andrew Eaker who went 3-0 then a stunning 1-11 to drop completely out of playoffs along with BJ Meier who was never much of a contender. The much (some say over) hyped team of Ryan Reynolds has yet to clench a title in several years. We can only sit and wonder what has to be going through these last few frustrating seasons. Will the rest of the league have a coup against the commissioner?? Will Reynolds be impeached?? Only time will tell and we can only hope he pulls out of his slump to become a dominant opponent again.
The rumor mill is lighting up about the upcoming Carolina Panthers "Miller Lite Weekend Warrior Flag Football Tournament". The tourney will be April 1-2, 2006. Due to situations out of my control (mainly the NCAA Mens Basketball Final) I was unable to attend last years inaugural event. However, I am very excited about the tournament this year. Please contact Garrett Carter aka Drunk Uncle Bob if you are interested in trying out for this years team. Tryout dates are TBA but be ready for two-a-days come February. By two-a-days I mean drinking heavily the night before and running in the morning. Reason being: the captains party is free drinks and food the night before thus we must train ourselves to be ready to drink our arses off and then dominate on the field. Uniform and name suggestions welcome as well! (Im sticking with Five jerks and a squirt - think about it)
UNC has its opening ACC game against NC State on Saturday. Tip off is 3ish and we will be watching it somewhere around Chapel Hill if anyone wants to watch it. Recently taken from the News and Observer:
"Before N.C. State fans salivate too much over the Wolfpack's 12-1 basketball start, its best under coach Herb Sendek, perhaps a bit of sobering history should be noted. The Pack's 1988-1989 team was 12-1, only to lose at North Carolina in its next game. State also was 12-1 in 1981-82, only to lose to North Carolina in its next game. And State's next game this season? At North Carolina on Saturday, naturally.
A year ago, when the Pack went to Chapel Hill, it was rudely dispatched by the Tar Heels 95-71. In the second half, the Heels' Marvin Williams had a showboating dunk and nearly everyone else in Carolina blue enjoyed themselves.
Asked this week what he most remembered about that game, State's Andrew Brackman said, "Watching every play on SportsCenter, none with red in it."
"That was pretty much the most embarrassing game we had last year," said Brackman, a sophomore forward. "But coming in this year, it's a whole different team for us and a whole different team for them. "
TallyHo!
College football is officially done and what a season of thrilling bowl games it was. Congrats to Texas for pulling out a late night victory against the popular USC to become National Champs. I know the feeling! It is now time for the NFL playoffs! The Carolina Panthers take on the NY Giants at 1 PM Sunday.
In Fantasy news, Brent Lewis became the official Champ of our fantasy league. The most suprising team of the league was Andrew Eaker who went 3-0 then a stunning 1-11 to drop completely out of playoffs along with BJ Meier who was never much of a contender. The much (some say over) hyped team of Ryan Reynolds has yet to clench a title in several years. We can only sit and wonder what has to be going through these last few frustrating seasons. Will the rest of the league have a coup against the commissioner?? Will Reynolds be impeached?? Only time will tell and we can only hope he pulls out of his slump to become a dominant opponent again.
The rumor mill is lighting up about the upcoming Carolina Panthers "Miller Lite Weekend Warrior Flag Football Tournament". The tourney will be April 1-2, 2006. Due to situations out of my control (mainly the NCAA Mens Basketball Final) I was unable to attend last years inaugural event. However, I am very excited about the tournament this year. Please contact Garrett Carter aka Drunk Uncle Bob if you are interested in trying out for this years team. Tryout dates are TBA but be ready for two-a-days come February. By two-a-days I mean drinking heavily the night before and running in the morning. Reason being: the captains party is free drinks and food the night before thus we must train ourselves to be ready to drink our arses off and then dominate on the field. Uniform and name suggestions welcome as well! (Im sticking with Five jerks and a squirt - think about it)
UNC has its opening ACC game against NC State on Saturday. Tip off is 3ish and we will be watching it somewhere around Chapel Hill if anyone wants to watch it. Recently taken from the News and Observer:
"Before N.C. State fans salivate too much over the Wolfpack's 12-1 basketball start, its best under coach Herb Sendek, perhaps a bit of sobering history should be noted. The Pack's 1988-1989 team was 12-1, only to lose at North Carolina in its next game. State also was 12-1 in 1981-82, only to lose to North Carolina in its next game. And State's next game this season? At North Carolina on Saturday, naturally.
A year ago, when the Pack went to Chapel Hill, it was rudely dispatched by the Tar Heels 95-71. In the second half, the Heels' Marvin Williams had a showboating dunk and nearly everyone else in Carolina blue enjoyed themselves.
Asked this week what he most remembered about that game, State's Andrew Brackman said, "Watching every play on SportsCenter, none with red in it."
"That was pretty much the most embarrassing game we had last year," said Brackman, a sophomore forward. "But coming in this year, it's a whole different team for us and a whole different team for them. "
TallyHo!
posted by bkbroiler at 1:00 PM
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Thursday, January 05, 2006
Kubis
Where has Brian Kubis been??? It's been over a week and we haven't heard from him. I know he's not actually doing work while on the job....
posted by Colten Marble at 10:56 AM
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