Ryan's Next Halloween Costume
posted by Colten Marble at 12:31 AM
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
To Brooke (and other females)
Useful Information
Love B.J (and other males)
Love B.J (and other males)
posted by bkbroiler at 9:39 AM
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Thursday, May 18, 2006
A Few Jokes
#1
"A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in Karate, and a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
#2
Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her
that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it
anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department
and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against
him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
#3
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You already told her twice.
"A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in Karate, and a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
#2
Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her
that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it
anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department
and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against
him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
#3
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You already told her twice.
posted by Colten Marble at 9:58 PM
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Case of the wrong "guy"
And you thought your job interview was tough. Due to mistake identity this guy was interviewed live on the air in Brittain on a subject completely unrelated to his job.
posted by bkbroiler at 10:00 AM
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Friday, May 12, 2006
WTF?!?! Story for Ace Venture 3??
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/05/11/bc.fbn.siegfried.roy.sh.ap/
Einhorn is Finkle....Finkle is Einhorn!
Einhorn is Finkle....Finkle is Einhorn!
posted by Garrett Carter at 6:50 PM
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Thursday, May 11, 2006
12 years of undergrad and still going....
For those graduating tonight or on Sunday....think twice, you can stay a little longer. This guy stayed for 12 years and is going for another to study abroad
posted by bkbroiler at 2:20 PM
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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Saturday, May 06, 2006
HURRICANES!!
Mullet man is back in action while the Hurricanes will take on the New Jersey Devils. GO CANES!!!
posted by Garrett Carter at 11:11 AM
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Friday, May 05, 2006
In Honor of two Kvegas Kids graduating tomorrow....
Congrats and We look forward to more of these great times except as "adults"......
posted by bkbroiler at 10:12 PM
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UNC-Raleigh gets new head coach
Rick Barnes...Nope
John Brady...Nope
John Beilein...Nope
Steve Lavin...Nope
Sidney Lowe....YES!!!!!!
Honorable Mentions: Jim Larranaga....Nope
John Calipari...Nope
Frank Haith...Nope
Matt Doherty...Nope
Phil Ford....Are you crazy??
What do all the State fans out there think of their rumored new head coach? What kind of expectations will there be?
Suprisingly I also have a lot in common with Mr. Lowe:
1) We have coached the same number of college basketball games.
2) Neither of us have degrees from NCSU. We both thought of it as a waste of time.
3) We both are looking to reinvent ourselves professionally.
4) We both have no problem taking a crappy job if it pays close to a million dollars a year.
5) Neither one of us has been a successful head basketball coach at any level.
6) I haven't done anything yet but some people apparently think I have a lot of "upside"...
7) We were both considered the 22nd best choice by our employers for our current position.
8) We are both open to "sloppy sixths".
9) Neither of us has won 23 NBA games as a head coach.
10) I play the point in middle school. Lowe used to play the point.
John Brady...Nope
John Beilein...Nope
Steve Lavin...Nope
Sidney Lowe....YES!!!!!!
Honorable Mentions: Jim Larranaga....Nope
John Calipari...Nope
Frank Haith...Nope
Matt Doherty...Nope
Phil Ford....Are you crazy??
What do all the State fans out there think of their rumored new head coach? What kind of expectations will there be?
Suprisingly I also have a lot in common with Mr. Lowe:
1) We have coached the same number of college basketball games.
2) Neither of us have degrees from NCSU. We both thought of it as a waste of time.
3) We both are looking to reinvent ourselves professionally.
4) We both have no problem taking a crappy job if it pays close to a million dollars a year.
5) Neither one of us has been a successful head basketball coach at any level.
6) I haven't done anything yet but some people apparently think I have a lot of "upside"...
7) We were both considered the 22nd best choice by our employers for our current position.
8) We are both open to "sloppy sixths".
9) Neither of us has won 23 NBA games as a head coach.
10) I play the point in middle school. Lowe used to play the point.
posted by bkbroiler at 9:37 AM
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