Dance Moves
I should have studied this before the wedding....
posted by Colten Marble at 6:26 PM
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Friday, September 29, 2006
Friday, September 22, 2006
Assertiveness Help Now
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.
posted by bkbroiler at 6:01 PM
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Football
Here's a quote about Sundays from Matthew Berry in the latest ESPN the Magazine:
Sundays are for fantasy football and fantasy football only. Put in as much time as necessary with your loved ones on Saturday night to avoid interference the next day. Do all the cliches the night before: Dig deep, hustle, play with a nonstop motor and don't be afraid to dive on the ground if the play calls for that. You need Sunday all to yourself and your teams.
Sundays are for fantasy football and fantasy football only. Put in as much time as necessary with your loved ones on Saturday night to avoid interference the next day. Do all the cliches the night before: Dig deep, hustle, play with a nonstop motor and don't be afraid to dive on the ground if the play calls for that. You need Sunday all to yourself and your teams.
posted by Colten Marble at 9:49 PM
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Jokes
1.
A guy walks into a diner and sees a sign that says "Hamburgers $1, cheeseburgers $2, hand-jobs $10". He then sees a really hot girl standing by the counter. He walks up to her and says "Are you the one that gives the hand-jobs?" She replies with a yes. He then says "Well you better wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger!"
2.
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks
the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male
organ?"
She giggles and shlyly! replies "well, I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger.
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question "Jennifer, have you ever
had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front, St. Peter says, "Lisa!
What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.
A guy walks into a diner and sees a sign that says "Hamburgers $1, cheeseburgers $2, hand-jobs $10". He then sees a really hot girl standing by the counter. He walks up to her and says "Are you the one that gives the hand-jobs?" She replies with a yes. He then says "Well you better wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger!"
2.
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks
the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male
organ?"
She giggles and shlyly! replies "well, I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger.
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question "Jennifer, have you ever
had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front, St. Peter says, "Lisa!
What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.
posted by Colten Marble at 12:47 AM
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Is Michael Irvin Retarded?
Tom Jackson asks the question I wish I could ask everytime Michael Irvin starts to talk...
posted by Colten Marble at 12:04 AM
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Monday, September 11, 2006
request from the eldest of elders
much better request from the eldest of elders:
posted by bkbroiler at 7:18 PM
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Friday, September 08, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Sarah Zimmmmmerrrman needs your help!
Those of us that attended UNC (particularly those on the 7th Floor of Granville West in 01-03 and their visitors) and even those that didn't this isnt the first time we've have to give Sarah a little help.
From making sure she didnt go on academic probably after the first month of school to helping to curb her alocholism. From donating new furniture to her dorm room compliments of the study lounge to gathering up her shoes, ID(s), credit cards, etc each Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and often Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. And of course the help those gave in helping to explain to all of Warehouse Apts and the city of Chapel Hill Fire/Police Departments why the her apartment and the 3 underneeth are all a giant fishtank (minus the fish, plus lots of black water). To make a long story short, she did graduate (on time), was not thrown out or banned from any country in Europe, and is even a full time 9-5er in the Big Apple. (Whoa).
Well Sarah needs some assistance again. She is going to walk 39 miles?!! for boobie cancer. Any amount is welcome and she needs to get to $1,800 to walk. I am sure you are wondering too so I asked and No, there is no alcohol incentive (no free beer, no shots on the way, no kegs at the finish, nada). So give what ya can and I will even go out on a limb and say thatManooga… I mean Sarah will sport this classic outfit the entire race. 
From making sure she didnt go on academic probably after the first month of school to helping to curb her alocholism. From donating new furniture to her dorm room compliments of the study lounge to gathering up her shoes, ID(s), credit cards, etc each Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and often Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. And of course the help those gave in helping to explain to all of Warehouse Apts and the city of Chapel Hill Fire/Police Departments why the her apartment and the 3 underneeth are all a giant fishtank (minus the fish, plus lots of black water). To make a long story short, she did graduate (on time), was not thrown out or banned from any country in Europe, and is even a full time 9-5er in the Big Apple. (Whoa).
Well Sarah needs some assistance again. She is going to walk 39 miles?!! for boobie cancer. Any amount is welcome and she needs to get to $1,800 to walk. I am sure you are wondering too so I asked and No, there is no alcohol incentive (no free beer, no shots on the way, no kegs at the finish, nada). So give what ya can and I will even go out on a limb and say that
posted by bkbroiler at 6:08 PM
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