"Friends with Benefits" Benefit Summary

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Flat Belly

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dadbouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up."

Clean Joke

Ok so it's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in
it but here is one. Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very
funny and does not contain a single dirty word. You could tell this joke to your
ministers.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the Small tree. He replies, "It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.

Videos

Ohhh how I miss college:


Sean TAylor jacks up punter

Balls Out Jeans

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/index.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16902707/

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